“I can’t keep calm because I have anxiety” is currently my profile pic for Facebook. An apt pic, because I have to go to the effing Zombie Walk with my fiancée on Saturday. I’m thinking of ways to break up with him, but dammit he makes a mean omelette and I trust his taste in TV shows (I mean, by and large. I can’t quite wrap my head around Bates Motel. I don’t know why he cares so much about this damn show!).
The Sydney Zombie Walk will run from Hyde Park to what looks like Town Hall Station, according to the map on the website (designed specifically to appeal to the lovers of the undead. The website, not the map. The map is fine).
On the flipside though, people aren’t just doing this to recreate their favourite scene from The Walking Dead. The walk is to raise money for the Australian Brain Foundation so they can keep doing research into brain disorders. Important work, sure.
However, I’m stressing. I live across the road from the beach and if it stops raining and the sun streams thorough on Saturday, someone’s gonna get a-hurtin’ reeeeal bad.
For the record, Glen and Maggie are the best couple on TV right now.